Welcome to Manor Lane Maths
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During school closures
These are obviously very strange times. The most important thing is to stay safe by staying home. Spend time with your families and keep your body and mind active. If you want to do some maths as part of your studies, then maybe explore the pages of this website or try these resources depending on what year you are in.
Pinpoint your learning
I am a huge fan of Pinpoint learning and can not recommend it enough. It is a superb way for students, parents, teachers or school leaders to identify mathematical weaknesses and then address them.
Please visit the site and have a look for yourself at pinpointlearning.
There is also a tab on this page that gives an example of some of the resources.
If you want to sign up, contact firstname.lastname@example.org
He will sort you out a free trial and maybe even a slight discount
on your subscription if you mention ManorLane Maths.
Maths jokes to help you smile!
Talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen for his farmer. He comes back and says ‘All 40 accounted for.’ Farmer says, ‘I’ve only got 36!’ Sheepdog replies, ‘I know, but I rounded them up.'
Two cats called '1,2,3' & 'un,deux,trois' had swim race across channel.
1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
Hired an odd-job man to do 8 jobs for me. When I got back, he'd only done jobs 1,3,5, and 7
Have you heard about the mathematical plant? It has square roots
After careful investigation, it was found that aliens' heights were paranormally distributed
I hit someone with a scientific calculator - I used the cosh button
What kind of tree could a maths teacher climb? = Geometry
What do you get if you cross a maths teacher and a clock? Arithma-ticks!
Last night I dreamed that I was weightless! I was like, 0mg